His son was at school. His wife was at work. The dogs were outside. And his daughter was asleep in her room (or so he thought).
It started out as the perfect lazy day for Omaha father, Jesse Mab-Phea, who was soaking up some much-needed ‘me time’ in his man cave, watching YouTube videos and fantasizing about the chocolate cake upstairs. In a rare window of time where he had the whole house to himself, Jesse was ready to kick back and chillax like a boss for a couple hours, reveling in the peace and quiet.
But as we all know, in the world of toddlers, sometimes “too quiet” can translate into a total nightmare.
As Jesse made his way up the stairs to snag a piece of that mouth-watering chocolate cake, a putrid smell stopped his tastebuds in their tracks. At first he assumed the dog “dropped a deuce,” but as the the foul smell grew thicker from the stairwell all the way to Alessandra’s room, his stomach plummeted to the floor.
He knew this was about to be BAD…
But he had no idea just how bad.
It turns out, the sweet baby girl that he thought was taking a nap was actually throwing the POO PARTY of the century in her bedroom. After Jesse found her covered head-to-toe in her own feces and assessed the category-five diaper explosion that covered every square-inch of her room, he took to Facebook to detail the absolutely hilarious antics that ensued. His hysterically relatable post has quickly gone viral, amassing over 115,000 shares from parents who FEEL his pain.
Jesse’s tale of the world’s worst poop-filled nappy is sure to leave you cry-laughing ’til it HURTS:
“So I was having a pretty good day. Dropped the boy off at school, worked out, let the dogs outside and began chilling like a boss in my man cave in the basement. Mayra was out teaching her workout class, Alessandra was asleep in her room and the dogs were outside. I had the house to myself and I was taking full advantage of watching unimpeded YouTube videos.