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33 Dad Jokes That are so Bad, They’re Good!

Check out these 33 dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good!

1. My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don’t see the point.

2. How do you organize a space party? You planet.

3. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!

4. I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

5. I’m afraid for the calendar. . . its days are numbered.

6. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.

Dad Jokes

7. “I’ll call you later.” — “Don’t call me later, call me Dad.”

8. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

9. Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

10. What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison!

11. What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

12. Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

Dad Jokes

13. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

14. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.

15. Buying Milk:

Cashier: “would you like it in a bag?”

Dad: “Ah no thank you, just leave it in the bottle.”

Dad Jokes

16. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

17. I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts!

18. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

19. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!

Dad Jokes

20. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.

21. What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.

22. The rotation of earth really makes my day!

23. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

24. If alpacas could sing in a group it would be alpacacappella.

25. Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.

26. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

Dad Jokes

27. I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!

28. On all of my medical forms growing up, my dad wrote ‘red’ for my blood type. To this day no one knows my actual blood type.”

29. I was addicted to the hokey pokey…But, I turned myself around.

Dad Jokes

30. Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

31. What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.

32. My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean. I don’t know why she’s mad at me.

33. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.

Bri Lamm
Bri Lamm
Bri is an outgoing introvert with a heart that beats for adventure. She lives to serve the Lord, experience the world, and eat macaroni and cheese in between capturing life’s greatest moments on one of her favorite cameras.

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