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White Mother Gives Birth to Three Black Babies, And Her Husband’s Reaction Is Absolutely Beautiful

"There will always be the older white woman in Walmart who stared at us with sheer disgust, or the African-American mother who looked at us and just shook her head.”

Baby Screams While Mom’s in Shower—When She Jumps Out in Rage, 3 Words Stop Her Dead in Her Tracks

"I jumped out of the shower slip-sliding my way to her side before she fell from the bed. I won’t lie; I was mad..."

Atheist Doctor’s Last Words to His Wife Are “Don’t Call 911”—7 Days Later, He Wakes Up From Coma & Gives God ALL the Glory

Dr. Eben Alexander, a neurosurgeon and former agnostic, suffered a rare and severe case of streptococcal meningitis which caused his brain to flatline. Dr. Alexander made a miraculous recovery and says the experience taught him to “realize that our souls are eternal.”

WATCH: John Crist Returns to Comedy After 8-Month Hiatus With Hilarious New Grocery Store Rant

In a breaking article published by Charisma News last November, John Crist announced the cancellation of his 2019 tour dates following allegations of sexting, harassing, and coercing young women.

After Charisma got in touch with him regarding the mounting allegations, a remorseful Crist responded with the following statement via email:

“Over the past number of years, various women have accused me of behavior that has been hurtful to them. While I am not guilty of everything I’ve been accused of, I confess to being guilty of this—I have treated relationships with women far too casually, in some cases even recklessly. My behavior has been destructive and sinful. I’ve sinned against God, against women and the people who I love the most. I have violated my own Christian beliefs, convictions and values, and have hurt many people in the process. I am sorry for the hurt and pain I have caused these women and will continue to seek their forgiveness. I have also hurt the name of Jesus and have sought His forgiveness.”

The comedian committed to taking some time away from comedy to work on his struggles with sex addiction and took an 8-month hiatus.

Much to his followers’ anticipation, Crist broke his silence on social media earlier this month for the first time since the sexual misconduct allegations. The 36-year-old explained that he’d been in a treatment facility for four months without a phone, and openly owned his poor life decisions.

He admits he was tempted to “hop on the internet and justify, rationalize, minimize, explain, and defend himself.” But after coming through the healing and recovery process he says he can look back in retrospect and say “those choices were on me…I point the fingers at no one else but myself.”

After “owning” his choices and going through the recovery and healing process, Crist was ready to return to social media with his trademark skits.

His first comedy blurb centered on the white-trash hilarity of Waffle House using paperclipped shower curtains to meet COVID-19 regulations.

The video was well-received, with one fan commenting, “Glad you’re back @johnbcrist to make us laugh again in these crazy times.”

This morning, Crist is back at it again with a wittily crafted rant on “Brands That Need to Be Cancelled IMMEDIATELY!” that he posted on Facebook.

The comedian points fun at the fact that Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben’s shouldn’t be the only products rebranded amidst the racial tensions that have marked the last couple months.

Calling out everything from the polar bears on Klondike bars to Paw Patrol mac and cheese, Crist is all for wiping out discrimination across the board.

His hysterical 4-minute grocery store rant is just the laugh you need today. Check it out below!

Kelsey Straeter
Kelsey Straeter
Kelsey is an editor at Outreach. She’s passionate about fear fighting, freedom writing, and the pursuit of excellence in the name of crucifying perfectionism. Glitter is her favorite color, 2nd only to pink, and 3rd only to pink glitter.

White Mother Gives Birth to Three Black Babies, And Her Husband’s Reaction Is Absolutely Beautiful

"There will always be the older white woman in Walmart who stared at us with sheer disgust, or the African-American mother who looked at us and just shook her head.”

Baby Screams While Mom’s in Shower—When She Jumps Out in Rage, 3 Words Stop Her Dead in Her Tracks

"I jumped out of the shower slip-sliding my way to her side before she fell from the bed. I won’t lie; I was mad..."

Atheist Doctor’s Last Words to His Wife Are “Don’t Call 911”—7 Days Later, He Wakes Up From Coma & Gives God ALL the Glory

Dr. Eben Alexander, a neurosurgeon and former agnostic, suffered a rare and severe case of streptococcal meningitis which caused his brain to flatline. Dr. Alexander made a miraculous recovery and says the experience taught him to “realize that our souls are eternal.”