"One stick turned positive and a different kind of vomit happened… word vomit… ‘OHHH SH**!!!’ I guess I said it loud enough for Sam to hear me, because he opened the door and asked to look at the test. He then started reading the box saying aloud, ‘Noooo!'"
Kelsey is an editor at Outreach. She’s passionate about fear fighting, freedom writing, and the pursuit of excellence in the name of crucifying perfectionism. Glitter is her favorite color, 2nd only to pink, and 3rd only to pink glitter.
“When I first saw it, it was an ‘Oh my God’ moment. It is so pink and so large. It’s pretty obnoxious, I hate to say. It is so in your face, you wouldn’t believe it."
"Suddenly I was faced with a decision. Leave her on the ground and forget that I have a daughter. Or pick her up and comfort her, all while most likely getting dog poop on me."
"Yesterday my wife admitted to cheating on me for the last 10 years, 10 years. That seems like a long time, but I can't comprehend it. It doesn't even hurt."
