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Friend Says “Of All People, You Should Get Why Someone Would Abort a Cleft Baby”—Dad’s Reply Is Perfect

"My ‘friend’ said, ‘Come on, of all people, you should get why someone would want to abort a cleft baby.’ That shocked me. Why would he think that?"

During a Kitchen Dance Party, Foster Mom Hears Heartfelt Words: ‘I Miss My Other Daddy’

"I felt the tug on my sleeve and looked down to find him standing motionless. His mouth was moving but I couldn’t make out his words. His quiet body in the noisy room caught me off guard. I bent down to find his voice."

“It’s Only a Matter of Time Before Chick-fil-A Serves Me a Restraining Order”: Mom Hilariously Relives Son’s ‘Diarrhea Debacle’ at Chick-fil-A

"Tears-pouring-down-my-face, couldn't-talk-couldn't-breathe kind of laughing. Screaming laughing. So hard that I was sobbing because I couldn't get it together."

Kelsey Straeter

Kelsey is an editor at Outreach. She’s passionate about fear fighting, freedom writing, and the pursuit of excellence in the name of crucifying perfectionism. Glitter is her favorite color, 2nd only to pink, and 3rd only to pink glitter.

“I Can’t Be Everyone’s Chick-fil-A Sauce. And Neither Can You.”

"For some people, you are going to be too salty, and for others, you are going to be too sweet. For some, you will be too bold, and for others, you won't have enough flavor. You will be too much and not enough for some people's taste buds to handle and THAT IS OKAY."

Cops Are Told to Take “God’s Not Dead” Lip Sync Down—The Chief’s Response Is Perfect

“When asked for his response to the FFRF’s request that the video be removed, Winters simply commented with a symbol..."

“She’s in the Restroom & She’s Screaming”: Husband Rushes into Chick-fil-A Bathroom to Deliver His Baby Girl

"When she got to the shoulders, I realized the umbilical cord was wrapped around her neck TWICE."

Dad With Diarrhea Takes 4-Yr-Old Daughter into Bathroom Stall With Him & Hilarity Ensues

"Good job, Daddy! Good job! You make two poops! Now three poops! I’m four!"

This Dude Changed a Beatles Hit into a Chick-fil-A Song, And It Is 100% Hilarious!!

Tim Hawkins loves Chick-fil-A so much that he decided to write a little love song about it to the tune of The Beatles' hit "Yesterday"—and we promise, it's basically the best thing you'll hear all day!

WATCH: CEO Surprises Boy Who Walked 20 Miles to First Day of Work With a New Car

When the college student from Birmingham, Alabama had his car break down the night before he was to start his new job with Bellhops moving company, he refused to use that as an excuse.

Man Overhears Teacher’s Conversation on Plane—Then He Taps Her Shoulder & Slips Her a Surprise That Leaves Her in Tears

"I started crying on the plane... I was not telling my story to solicit money, and never intended to walk out of that flight with anything other than my carry on."