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And five years later, the comedy genius brewing in this youngster born for the spotlight, has exploded into such self-created characters as “Bossy Boss Lady” (who totally just wants to ditch her employees for a cruise), and my personal favorite, “Charlene”—your hot-mess best friend, whose #nofilter sass leaves her no choice but to tell you LIKE IT IS.

Basically, this wickedly witty child is my spirit animal—and I kinda wanna be her when I grow up.

Charlene’s most recent life thoughts have centered on that love-it-or-hate-it holiday we all know as Valentine’s Day. For some, the holiday of love has their eyes swirling with “All Mine” conversation hearts and savory roses from their sweetheart. But for loners like Charlene, the day commemorated by a chubby baby shooting dangerous arrows is scarier than Halloween… Plus, come on, those flowers just mean “responsibilities.”

Watch as 7-year-old Ava delivers a hysterically accurate Valentine’s Day rant that has all the single ladies cheering AMEN:

Charlene’s Early Thoughts On Valentine’s Day

“Charlene’s early thoughts on Valentine’s Day.”

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Credit: Katie Ryan

Posted by Love What Matters on Thursday, February 1, 2018

Kelsey Straeter
Kelsey Straeter
Kelsey is an editor at Outreach. She’s passionate about fear fighting, freedom writing, and the pursuit of excellence in the name of crucifying perfectionism. Glitter is her favorite color, 2nd only to pink, and 3rd only to pink glitter.

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