The Internet is cry-laughing over this all-too-relatable minivan parody: "Never Thought I'd Do It."

"I didn't really know how to respond to my mother, so I floundered. I never really know what to say in moments like this."

“As I stood over her and spent those last few minutes with her, blood was cascading down my legs and onto the floor. I didn't care - my womb was crying. Everything about me was crying. Watching them wheel her away broke me. My life ended then and there."