"One stick turned positive and a different kind of vomit happened… word vomit… ‘OHHH SH**!!!’ I guess I said it loud enough for Sam to hear me, because he opened the door and asked to look at the test. He then started reading the box saying aloud, ‘Noooo!'"
Many a commencement speech has made America laugh, cry, reflect and introspect—but few have left a mark on our generation quite like this man's 10-minute dose of pure wisdom delivered at California State University Maritime Academy.
