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Ellen: “Why Is a Gay Hollywood Liberal Sitting Next to a Conservative Republican President?”—Her Response Is Perfect

“During the game, they showed a shot of George and me laughing together, so people were upset," Ellen remarked. "They thought, 'Why is a gay Hollywood liberal sitting next to a conservative Republican president?'"