Tag: Parenting

“Parents nowadays do not realize how much their children are into the world of virtual reality where, to them, everything is reality."

"2 rolls of paper towels, 5 gym towels, 1 bottle of bleach, 1 big bag of crap covered toys and 2 1/2 hours later her room still smells like a dumpster fire."

"These days if you don’t hover over your kid at the park, anticipating any falls that might result in Band-Aid use, you’re a bad parent."

"WARNING: Insensitive people at the Walmart rant ahead."

"The next time your snowflake runs to you, upset that another child isn't sharing, please remember that we don't live in a world where it's conducive to give up everything you have to anyone just because they said so."

“I have no doubt that she saved her daughter’s life.”

“About five months into her being our babysitter, we started to notice that our dog was very protective of our son when she would come in the door."

The people behind me, as I wrestled my own whiney toddler, began very loudly whispering things like: "How many baby daddies do you think she has? Can't even dress those kids for weather. Just wait until she whips out the food stamps."