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The Bank Charged His Aunt Service Fees Even After She Passed…So He Called Them Up and it’s Hilarious

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His Aunt passed away but was still getting charged. He thought he’d call the bank and kindly let them know. This is the conversation:

Me: “I am calling to tell you that she died in January.”

Bank: “The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.”

Me: “Maybe, you should turn it over to collections…”

Bank: “Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been.”

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Me: “So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?”

Bank: “Either report her account to the frauds division, or report her to the credit bureau…maybe both!”

Me: “Do you think God will be mad at her?”

Bank: “…excuse me …..?”

Me: “Did you just get what I was telling you…. the part about her being dead?”

Bank: “Sir, you’ll have to speak to my supervisor!”

(Supervisor gets on the phone)

Me: ”I’m calling to tell you, she died in January.”

Bank: “The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.”

Me: “You mean you want to collect from her estate?”

Bank: “…..(stammer)” …. “Are you her lawyer?”

Me: “No, I’m her great nephew.” (Lawyer info given… )

Bank: “Could you fax us a certificate of death?”

Me: “Sure.” ( Fax number is given )

( After they get the fax. )

Bank: “Our system just isn’t setup for death…”

Me: “Oh…”

Bank: “I don’t know what more I can do to help…”

Me: “Well… if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her…I suppose…don’t really think she will care….”

Bank: “Well…the late fees and charges do still apply.”

Me: “Would you like her new billing address?”

Bank: “That might help.”

(Odessa Memorial Cemetery #### Hwy 129 and plot number given.)

Bank: “Sir, that’s a cemetery!”

Me: “What do you do with dead people on your planet?!!”

I guess even after you’ve passed away bank charges are still a pain to dispute!

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