Blimey Cow delivers 30 of the top Christian pick-up lines…and they are cheeeesy!
Top 30 Christian Pick-Up Lines
- Hey are you via sea of galilee? Because
you’re the only gal i see.
- Hey yo when you’re finished dating that Jesus guy
give me a call because i’m waiting.
- Why do I even need to read proverbs 31 when
standing right in front of me.
- Girl are you Joshua in the Israelite army because
I would totally let my walls down for you.
- Hey want to be accountability partners?
- Are you Thomas because I doubt I’ll ever
find anyone as handsome as you.
- Are you Adam cuz to me you’re the only man in
- Wow I can really see myself being
comfortable reading Song of Solomon with
- Oh girl let me tell you you are breaking Old Testament
law because you are working it on the Sabbath.
- You’re the kind of girl who would make Paul rethink
the single life.
- Hey do you want to sit by me during purity class?
- Wow I would gladly sleep at your feet.
- You mind if I greet you with a holy kiss?
- Charm is deceptive and beauty is
fleeting but that verse doesn’t apply to
- Is your name David because you’re a
man after my own heart.
- Hey would you like to come to my small group and by
small I mean two people and you and me.
- Yeah so what did you give up for Lent? I
hope you didn’t give up on me.
- Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here’s the
Book of Numbers and let’s read it daily
- I have this Christian marriage
study book thing I just wasn’t wanting
to know if you wanted to go through with
- I feel like I’ve been wandering in
the desert for 40 days and 40 nights
because you are that tempting.
- So you know how God set manna to his chosen
people well I’m manna manna enough for you.
- Are you Egyptian because if you don’t go
out with me I’m gonna unleash pestilence
and place it on you and your family.
- I hope you believe in unconditional
election because there’s nothing you can
do to change the fact that I choose you.
- So you think you’re Peter now up because
you denied my friend request three times?
- When I sold me on the idea of total
depravity I feel totally deprived when I’m away
- Are you a Pharisee because you’re
the fairest one I see.
- Hey um do you want
to not date me?
- You can call me Judas because I’m about
to kiss you on the cheek but I won’t betray you.
- Hey I called you five times this week why
have you forsaken me?
- So I know that you’ve already invited Jesus Christ into
your heart but is there room for me?