Every town and city across America has them; those church marquees announcing service times, quoting verses, and occasionally a pun or a joke. Let’s not forget about the church that posted the lyrics from a Prince song in Tulsa, Oklahoma. That wasn’t a church sign one would normally expect. Usually it’s a summer or fall message, or maybe an Easter or Christmas message, but if you’re the one posting those church sign sayings, maybe you want to mix it up. These funny church sign sayings are great ideas for your church marquee. They can be used on a seasonal basis, or throughout the year to get a laugh out of those passing by your church. And maybe even entice more to come in!
40 Funny Church Sign Sayings
- Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him.
2. God shows no favoritism but our sign guy does – Go Cubs!
3. Hipster Jesus loved you before you were cool.
4. What did Adam say to Eve? “I’ll wear the plants in the family.”
5. Cars are not the only thing recalled by their Maker.
6. You May Party in Hell but you will be the barbeque!
7. Don’t be so open-minded your brains fall out.
8. Don’t let your worries kill you. Let the church help.
9. Don’t make me come down there. – God
10. Jesus is my prozac.
11. Prophecy class canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.
12. Tired of being a loser, turn to God.
13. Jesus is the rizzle for the sizzle.
14. Having trouble sleeping? Try one of our sermons.
15. The revelation the end is near! JK we don’t know
16. The Bees aren’t the only ones staying alive! Happy Easter! (Great church sign saying for Easter!)
17. Eternity: Smoking or Nonsmoking
18. God > Church Norris (The perfect short church sign saying!)
19. Bring your sin to the altar and drop it like it’s hot!
20. Knock knock, who’s there? Jesus. Jesus Who? Exactly.
21. Too hot to keep changing this sign. Sin bad, Jesus good. Details inside.
22. Adam and Eve: the first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.
23. Social distancing does not apply to God. Draw near to him.
24. I hate this church. -Satan
25. Forgive your enemies; it messes with their heads.
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26. Whoever is praying for snow, please stop.
27. We’d like to see Amazon deliver a virgin birth.
28. Silly rabbit, Easter is for Jesus!
29. Choosy mothers choose Jesus. (A fun Mother’s Day church sign).
30. A father is someone you can look up to no matter how tall you get.
31. At Thanksgiving: God welcomes even the biggest turkeys.
32. Lent: Spring training. Easter: opening day.
33. The best vitamin for a believer is B1.
34. Jesus said “I’ll be back” way before Arnold did.
35. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
36. Spring is God’s way of saying, “I’m tired of winter too.”
37. Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. -God
38. Try our new pumpkin-spiced sermons! Ok, not really. But stop in. We don’t bite.
39. Fall for Jesus. He is truly un be leaf able.
40. Lent: not just for belly buttons.
Are you laughing yet? Whether they’re short church sign sayings, longer meaningful ones, or just funny, a church sign that catches a driver’s eye can draw positive attention to your church. What kinds of sayings have you put on your church sign? What feedback have you received from your community? Share your favorites church sign sayings and the feedback you’ve received in the comments section below, or share a sign that’s caught your eye as you’ve driven by. Still not sure whether to post a sign? Take this quiz. By the way, if you loved these witty church sign sayings, you’ll get a kick out of these christian pick up lines.
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