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To My Wife of 16 Years, Here’s the Secret I Wish I Knew Before Our Divorce Papers…

"After losing a woman that I loved, and a marriage of almost 16 years, here’s the advice I wish I would have had…"

Daughter Texts Mom “I’ll Be Home Soon” from Burger King Bathroom—20 Minutes Later, Her Worst Nightmare Comes True

"She's my only daughter, my best friend. She was supposed to start her new job today, now she's on life support.”

To the Stranger Who Gave My 3-Year-Old a Bracelet in the McDonald’s Bathroom

"You heard me tell her we had a long drive home and she needed to use the potty. You heard her tell me she was scared the toilet would flush while she was sitting on it."

Jonna Miller

The Blunt Blonde is a wife, mom and puppy chow addict who often goes by the name of Jonna. She grew up in Smalltown Indiana where she spends her free time telling bad jokes and creating awkward situations.

“Our Romance Dies—All the Time”: I Never Fell in Love With My Husband

"Our romance dies. All the time. I mean sometimes our romance doesn’t just die, it’s tortured before a slow and painful death."