"I had managed to keep my composure in the grocery store, and even when I was putting away my cart back to get my quarter back. But as I drove home, the tears came. I began the ugly cry."
"Tears-pouring-down-my-face, couldn't-talk-couldn't-breathe kind of laughing. Screaming laughing. So hard that I was sobbing because I couldn't get it together."
The Blunt Blonde is a wife, mom and puppy chow addict who often goes by the name of Jonna. She grew up in Smalltown Indiana where she spends her free time telling bad jokes and creating awkward situations.