Marriage takes work, but it is so worth it. A healthy marriage relationship realizes every day that it needs self-sacrificing love from both husband and wife to make it last as God intended.
Colossians 3:14 – “And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity.”
1 Corinthians 13:4-8 – “Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never ends.”
It is no secret that marriage is hard at times and the struggles are real. We can also feel at times that ‘our’ marriage is the only one that has these ‘problems’. It is good to know that we are not alone when it comes to disagreements and “What did they just say?” comments. A healthy marriage is being able to laugh at some of the silly things we struggle with.
Here are a few comments couples can find humor in and might be able to relate:
Don’t marry someone before you see them step on a Lego.
— Jay (@theshamingofjay) May 9, 2017
I’ve reached the point in my marriage that my husband fell asleep on the couch and OMG I AM SO EXCITED I GET THE BED ALL TO MYSELF
— Lady Lawya 🎄 (@Parkerlawyer) October 15, 2017
My husband won’t let me pick up wood at Home Depot because he doesn’t want it scratched or bent but I can take care of his children daily.
— bubble girl (@JessObsess) June 20, 2017
Husband: you walk really loud.
Anyway, marriage is fun.
— Wendy (@_wendyb07) June 29, 2017
Marry your true love so you can always wake up together and say, “Breathe the other way”.
— Walking Outside With Scrooge (@WalkingOutside) April 20, 2017
[Me, on my deathbed]
Wife: Is that what you’re going to wear?
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 23, 2017
Tell me how tired you are so I can upstage you and tell you how much more tired I am.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) September 2, 2017
Only marriage can turn a missing spatula into an act of war.
— Jersey (@better_off_dad) October 15, 2017
I opened the dishwasher and it’s full of clean dishes and I’m scared my wife is going to know that I know.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 21, 2017
My wife hates snakes. But if they sold snakes at Target, we’d probably have a few snakes.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) July 28, 2017
A fun part of marriage is arguing over who deserves to use the charger in the car. PROVE IT, SHOW ME YOUR PERCENTAGE
— Tragic Ally (@TragicAllyHere) October 28, 2017
*walking into store*
Him: You need a cart?
Me: No, I’m just getting 2 things.
Him: *rolls eyes, grabs cart*
Marriage level: Expert
— 🎄Sarcastic Mommy🎄 (@sarcasticmommy4) September 17, 2017
me: honey you need to embrace your flaws
wife: ok [hugs me]
— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) August 16, 2017
Watching out the window for husband to get home with my wine & this is the adult version of waiting for the ice cream truck
— Valerie ❤️s Presents (@ValeeGrrl) March 10, 2017
I love my husband, but no matter where we are I make him sleep closest to the door so if anything happens he gets murdered first.
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) July 14, 2017