"He stepped aside and tried to make a few calls. Hugging his daughter and grabbing his head, you could tell he was heartbroken. This woman next to him at the front counter heard the whole thing."
"Tears-pouring-down-my-face, couldn't-talk-couldn't-breathe kind of laughing. Screaming laughing. So hard that I was sobbing because I couldn't get it together."
The Internet had a heyday with Chris Pratt's statement, responding with criticism, and seemingly implying that his separation announcement earlier in the week excluded him from being able to claim Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior.
