Inspirational

"We literally dread going to Walmart. Me and my husband were just staring at each other like is she serious? How could a woman who didn't even know us do this? I was really at a loss for words."

"Marry the man who wakes up next to you every morning and says 'Whew, girl...that breath!' You don't want a partner who is afraid to tell you the truth about your morning halitosis. Marry the man who knows you love bruschetta and always lets you have the last piece, even though you were supposed to split it evenly."

"I swear I’m about to have a meltdown from mommy mode. I see him hand her the crumpled-up $10 bill. He waited calmly for his change..."

"We all should try and educate, empower and embrace every aspect of childbirth, including moments like this."

"If your Christianity is purely relegated to What happens after we die, then you will most likely be incredibly ineffective in this life."

Is there a certain number of cocktails God uses to dictate whether or not you've "crossed the line."

"The emotional and mental toil cannot be imagined unless you have faced it head-on personally. Nursing is fighting a war, one they feel they are losing, both at the bedside and in the court of public opinion. We’ve got battle scars already. I can’t imagine how it will feel down the road."

For the record, I don’t have a criminal record. Do you know how difficult it is to prove you did NOT do something? That you were NOT somewhere? That you are NOT someone else?