Relationships

“Imagine being 55 years old and you hear that your parents are together and that they’re looking for you."

"I was faced with the greatest challenge of my writing career - writing and delivering the eulogy of my best friend, the father of my five children and the truest man I've ever known... You know how sometimes you’ll meet a person and think to yourself or even tell everyone around you, 'Oh my gosh, he was the nicest man you could ever want to meet!' Well, That wasn’t my husband."

"Gosh. I hate it when he’s right."

"My fists unclench and I realize just how little I trusted my husband, and how little I trusted God."

So many times women want to be able to do all the things that men can do, but in that, they lose sight of all the things they can do that men cannot.

"When you hear your wife screaming from upstairs saying she has had an accident you run up the stairs... When you get to your bathroom and hear her laughing, you have to pull your cell phone out because you know this is going to be funny."

"Me calling him my ex-husband’s name as I walked drunkenly through the house at 3am. Him keeping secrets from me. Me going through his pockets. Him never looking me in the eye. Both of us addicts, just of different substances."

"I’ve already had my happily ever after."