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Husband Hilariously Edits Wife’s “Instruction” List for 3-Month-Old Son And It’s Priceless

Amidst the monotony that can plague the marriage and parenthood gig, it never hurts to spice things up with a little humor.

One “loving” husband named Jacob did just that when his wife went out of town for a couple nights and left him with a very specific list of instructions for watching their 3-month-old son.

If we’re honest, it can be mildly dangerous to leave dad home with the kids in the first place. From this guy using his baby as a play machine gun to these hysterical dads who proved they needed mommy supervision, it’s no surprise that women can get a little paranoid about what will happen if they don’t leave a mini parenting playbook behind.

But in this case, those “instructions” turned “recommendations” quickly backfired — in the most hilarious way possible.

“King Jacob” edited the strict list of to-dos with a few ideas of his own and posted it to Imgur, AND the results have the Internet in stitches!

Complete with a comical list of ‘Frequently Asked Questions’ and his plans for the recovery day after mommy’s return, it’s kind of the best thing you’ll read all DAY…

Wife made me a list for the two nights she is out of town. We are both first time parents with a 3-month old son.

Kelsey Straeter
Kelsey Straeter
Kelsey is an editor at Outreach. She’s passionate about fear fighting, freedom writing, and the pursuit of excellence in the name of crucifying perfectionism. Glitter is her favorite color, 2nd only to pink, and 3rd only to pink glitter.

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