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Friend Says “Of All People, You Should Get Why Someone Would Abort a Cleft Baby”—Dad’s Reply Is Perfect

"My ‘friend’ said, ‘Come on, of all people, you should get why someone would want to abort a cleft baby.’ That shocked me. Why would he think that?"

During a Kitchen Dance Party, Foster Mom Hears Heartfelt Words: ‘I Miss My Other Daddy’

"I felt the tug on my sleeve and looked down to find him standing motionless. His mouth was moving but I couldn’t make out his words. His quiet body in the noisy room caught me off guard. I bent down to find his voice."

“It’s Only a Matter of Time Before Chick-fil-A Serves Me a Restraining Order”: Mom Hilariously Relives Son’s ‘Diarrhea Debacle’ at Chick-fil-A

"Tears-pouring-down-my-face, couldn't-talk-couldn't-breathe kind of laughing. Screaming laughing. So hard that I was sobbing because I couldn't get it together."

Husband Hilariously Edits Wife’s “Instruction” List for 3-Month-Old Son And It’s Priceless

Amidst the monotony that can plague the marriage and parenthood gig, it never hurts to spice things up with a little humor.

One “loving” husband named Jacob did just that when his wife went out of town for a couple nights and left him with a very specific list of instructions for watching their 3-month-old son.

If we’re honest, it can be mildly dangerous to leave dad home with the kids in the first place. From this guy using his baby as a play machine gun to these hysterical dads who proved they needed mommy supervision, it’s no surprise that women can get a little paranoid about what will happen if they don’t leave a mini parenting playbook behind.

But in this case, those “instructions” turned “recommendations” quickly backfired — in the most hilarious way possible.

“King Jacob” edited the strict list of to-dos with a few ideas of his own and posted it to Imgur, AND the results have the Internet in stitches!

Complete with a comical list of ‘Frequently Asked Questions’ and his plans for the recovery day after mommy’s return, it’s kind of the best thing you’ll read all DAY…

Wife made me a list for the two nights she is out of town. We are both first time parents with a 3-month old son.

Kelsey Straeter
Kelsey Straeter
Kelsey is an editor at Outreach. She’s passionate about fear fighting, freedom writing, and the pursuit of excellence in the name of crucifying perfectionism. Glitter is her favorite color, 2nd only to pink, and 3rd only to pink glitter.

Friend Says “Of All People, You Should Get Why Someone Would Abort a Cleft Baby”—Dad’s Reply Is Perfect

"My ‘friend’ said, ‘Come on, of all people, you should get why someone would want to abort a cleft baby.’ That shocked me. Why would he think that?"

During a Kitchen Dance Party, Foster Mom Hears Heartfelt Words: ‘I Miss My Other Daddy’

"I felt the tug on my sleeve and looked down to find him standing motionless. His mouth was moving but I couldn’t make out his words. His quiet body in the noisy room caught me off guard. I bent down to find his voice."

“It’s Only a Matter of Time Before Chick-fil-A Serves Me a Restraining Order”: Mom Hilariously Relives Son’s ‘Diarrhea Debacle’ at Chick-fil-A

"Tears-pouring-down-my-face, couldn't-talk-couldn't-breathe kind of laughing. Screaming laughing. So hard that I was sobbing because I couldn't get it together."