“I've been sitting on this magic for months and I'm so excited I can finally share these with you all. Nicole and I were laughing until we had tears streaming down our face.”
“People don’t know where they’re going unless we tell them about it. If they die tomorrow, they don’t know if they are going to go to hell or they’re going to go to heaven."
"And it happens again. You see the news reports. You feign shock. I mean, you are shocked, but not really, really shocked. Does that make sense?...'Oh, my goodness! Another mass shooting!! Could you pass the milk?'"
