“We’re a small-town couple from Arkansas who have been keeping each other in line for about [six] years. With Lance being a traveling Boilermaker and me being the owner of Too Toned, an online boutique, we tend to keep our marriage interesting via text and social media. For us as a couple, the messages posted between Lance and I [sic] were nothing out of the ordinary.
The money request sent to Lance for “wife services” was an attempt to make him laugh. When he unexpectedly replied with his reasons for denial, it was on!
Due to the fact he decided to cook himself Ramen noodles when I wasn’t feeling well the night before, there was some hilarious truth behind his ‘list.’ But the ‘No booty, no money’ made me laugh out loud.