"5 years ago she and I had to have a police escort just to pick up and drop off our kids. We only communicated through lawyers. I wanted to punch her boyfriend (now her husband)."
"It seems like more people hang out in the land of “it's complicated” instead of in clarity. I want to share five tips for dating from my husband's perspective that will hopefully encourage you."
"Choose the man who will carry your too heavy flowered backpack in public because he will also be the man who bails you out at ALDI's when [your'e] 40-?"
