"He took up a lot of space. Moving around us. Weaving in and out of the aisles. Some ladies were annoyed. An old man behind us snickered and under his breath said, ‘hurry up.’"
A baby's baptism is making quite the "splash" on TikTok this week after a swift hit of the prayer book took things in a completely different direction.
‘My husband is on the floor, eyes closed, moaning, ‘Syyydd. I can’t see.’ Is this a joke. He has a flu symptom that doesn’t even exist. Actually I can’t. I should leave. Where is this dude’s mom.’
"When you hear your wife screaming from upstairs saying she has had an accident you run up the stairs... When you get to your bathroom and hear her laughing, you have to pull your cell phone out because you know this is going to be funny."
"I felt inspired to have my maternity shoot at one of my favorite places, a place that I can turn to anytime I get a craving or just don't have the energy to cook dinner; a place that many of us have a fondness for in our hearts—TACO BELL."
"I ran out of my new house in my new neighborhood in my underwear, set off the alarm & called the police.... literally no bra, no shoes, no pants.. a dog in one arm and a gun in the other... making a mad dash across my yard to get to my car."
