"Tears-pouring-down-my-face, couldn't-talk-couldn't-breathe kind of laughing. Screaming laughing. So hard that I was sobbing because I couldn't get it together."
“When your son hurts a girl’s feelings, it’s our job as parents to make him understand how saying things out of anger [and] upset can make other[s] feel."
"So here’s the deal. Our service tonight sucked... People all around us were making fun of the restaurant & how bad the service was. Yeah, it was pretty terrible."