"There will always be the older white woman in Walmart who stared at us with sheer disgust, or the African-American mother who looked at us and just shook her head.”
"Yesterday my wife admitted to cheating on me for the last 10 years, 10 years. That seems like a long time, but I can't comprehend it. It doesn't even hurt."
"Does that seem absurd to you? Are you looking strange? When you, once in a lifetime, cleaned the floor, you expected in the least, a prize of excellence with great glory."