"Tears-pouring-down-my-face, couldn't-talk-couldn't-breathe kind of laughing. Screaming laughing. So hard that I was sobbing because I couldn't get it together."
"Yesterday my wife admitted to cheating on me for the last 10 years, 10 years. That seems like a long time, but I can't comprehend it. It doesn't even hurt."
"Does that seem absurd to you? Are you looking strange? When you, once in a lifetime, cleaned the floor, you expected in the least, a prize of excellence with great glory."