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The Christian life is no walk on the beach, despite what a certain sappy poem will tell you. Sanctification is more like a slog through the sloughs of despair than a skip along the coast while you and Jesus toss a football around.
In fact, the Christian life is so difficult, we began wondering if there was a shortcut. Could we identify simple steps Christians could take to leapfrog over years of painful discipleship? Well, by golly, we found out through years of biblical study and research that there are tons of shortcuts. If you pay close attention to Christian culture, you too can find ways to conform to the status quo and become holier while putting in hardly any real effort at all.
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