“I’ve always been a rule follower. When they said not to chew gum, I didn’t chew gum. When they said not to use your cellphone, I didn’t use my cellphone. But today, in the spirit of defying expectations, and for perhaps the last time at this podium, I say..."
Ever jumped into a car thinking it's your Uber, only to find out it's not? Discover 10 hilarious yet telling signs that you've mistaken someone else's ride for your own and learn how to ensure your next rideshare experience is both safe and mistake-free.
"I felt inspired to have my maternity shoot at one of my favorite places, a place that I can turn to anytime I get a craving or just don't have the energy to cook dinner; a place that many of us have a fondness for in our hearts—TACO BELL."
"I ran out of my new house in my new neighborhood in my underwear, set off the alarm & called the police.... literally no bra, no shoes, no pants.. a dog in one arm and a gun in the other... making a mad dash across my yard to get to my car."
"Jenn Thelen woke up yesterday to the sound of her 7-year-old daughter, Aubrie, screaming. Their dog, Zoey, had gotten the family’s Elf on the Shelf, Sam."
Perfect for the "extra" Christian friend in your life this Christmas, the Christian Alexa is sure to keep your heart guarded, your accountability partner on speed-dial, and your text messages to your girlfriend superbly G-rated.
