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Friend Says “Of All People, You Should Get Why Someone Would Abort a Cleft Baby”—Dad’s Reply Is Perfect

"My ‘friend’ said, ‘Come on, of all people, you should get why someone would want to abort a cleft baby.’ That shocked me. Why would he think that?"

During a Kitchen Dance Party, Foster Mom Hears Heartfelt Words: ‘I Miss My Other Daddy’

"I felt the tug on my sleeve and looked down to find him standing motionless. His mouth was moving but I couldn’t make out his words. His quiet body in the noisy room caught me off guard. I bent down to find his voice."

“It’s Only a Matter of Time Before Chick-fil-A Serves Me a Restraining Order”: Mom Hilariously Relives Son’s ‘Diarrhea Debacle’ at Chick-fil-A

"Tears-pouring-down-my-face, couldn't-talk-couldn't-breathe kind of laughing. Screaming laughing. So hard that I was sobbing because I couldn't get it together."

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“It’s Only a Matter of Time Before Chick-fil-A Serves Me a Restraining Order”: Mom Hilariously Relives Son’s ‘Diarrhea Debacle’ at Chick-fil-A

"Tears-pouring-down-my-face, couldn't-talk-couldn't-breathe kind of laughing. Screaming laughing. So hard that I was sobbing because I couldn't get it together."

1st Grader Picks Out Green Dress for Picture Day—The Results Leave Mom Cry-Laughing

“This is the story of a little girl’s love of a green dress, a mother who tries to instill independence, and how those two things came together in the most epic and brilliant combination possible."

Bride Wants to Do “Sexy” Photoshoot for Groom—The Hysterical Results Are Total Marriage Goals

“I've been sitting on this magic for months and I'm so excited I can finally share these with you all. Nicole and I were laughing until we had tears streaming down our face.”

Husband Busting in Bathroom to Catch Wife’s Hysterical Teeth-Whitening FAIL is Total #MarriageGoals

"When you hear your wife screaming from upstairs saying she has had an accident you run up the stairs... When you get to your bathroom and hear her laughing, you have to pull your cell phone out because you know this is going to be funny."

I Smell Like Beef Vine

"When you give somebody flowers, you're giving them responsibilities."

Spicy Mama’s Taco Bell Maternity Shoot is Officially the Best Thing on the Internet

"I felt inspired to have my maternity shoot at one of my favorite places, a place that I can turn to anytime I get a craving or just don't have the energy to cook dinner; a place that many of us have a fondness for in our hearts—TACO BELL."

15 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Marriage That WON the Internet in 2017

"I love my husband, but no matter where we are I make him sleep closest to the door so if anything happens he gets murdered first."

Woman Hears Loud “BOOM” & Runs Out of House in Underwear—Then a Cop Opens the Bathroom Door

"I ran out of my new house in my new neighborhood in my underwear, set off the alarm & called the police.... literally no bra, no shoes, no pants.. a dog in one arm and a gun in the other... making a mad dash across my yard to get to my car."

2-Yr-Old Thinks Sister’s Wrestling Match Is a Real Fight, Hilariously Tackles Her Opponent in Viral Video

"When the girl you're wrestling has a tough little brother, don't mess with his sister."

Toddlers’ Nativity-Scene Brawl Over Baby Jesus Has the Whole Internet Cry-Laughing

Sheep steals baby Jesus from crib. Mary freaks out. Hilarity ensues.